Okay. As I said, I'm going to attempt some sort of blog. Probably more of an editorial sort than "Will tells you about his day that totally amazing occurence that totally happened", though there may be a bit of that. I'm not really sure. I'll probably put some random writing stuff up here, too. Now, then, let's see if this thing lasts longer than two entries! I'm rooting for you, blog!
Coincidentally, comments are always nice. If there's an actual interest in something like this among you guys would you mind saying so? Plus if you would want to read a certain kind of thing. (will shows some poetry, will talks about the times, will makes fun of certain politicians, etc.)
Now, then: As Rebecca looks up tobacco parasites on the computer next to me, I will tell you why tobacco parasites are a lot like life.
Well, no, actually, I don't think I'll do anything special today. More of an intro. Plus, the short story I was going to post isn't on my thumb drive. So, instead, I'll get random people from my creative writing class to tell you why you should read this despite no evidence towards such a conclusion!
Rebecca: Let me make a quick comment on the life-cycle of the tobacco and tomato hookworm. At some point it's a larvae, and green, and kinda spiky, and alltogether nasty. By the way, Will is a pretty cool guy, and he's funny in a funny sort of way. So, yea. Vote for Will.*
Jeffrey: Blogs, schmlogs, they are places to post nonsense. But in this case, nonsense is full of sense. Why? Because Will is, well, he is, shhhhhhhhh, we all know. And so when he is lacking in stories and thumbs and drives. He comes up (thats what she said) with a creative idea of having idiotic people in his creative writing class post nonsense. Now thats sense. Have the writers write while (alliteration) he sits back and smokes his cigar and drinks his '47 bourbon. By the way, if you could see this bowtie, wow! Will is my watchman, he like "yo brett, i gotcho backyo!" and that is love. So, yea. Vote for Will. Because when you vote for Will, you vote for love, protection, and rocks in lakes. So, yea. Vote for Will.*
Calvin Coolidge: Will is good.
*Rock in Lake Party 08!